Monday, October 6, 2008

Homemade Jokes

What did one pickle convince the other pickle to watch on TV?
    Dill or no Dill    -or-
    Pickleodeon
Australian chess players must have so many false check mates.
San Diego? Isn’t that a waffle on a beach?
An old man with a cane gets asked what his hobbies are. He responds that he doesn't have "hobbies." He has "hobbles."
How old does a cornstalk have to be to get his driver’s license in Utah?
    “16 ears”!
What’s the longest bone in your body? Your femur. That one's easy - everybody gets it.  Here's the hard one: what’s the second longest bone in your body?
    And of course, the answer is your other femur!  Nobody's ever gotten that one before.

3 comments:

Ms. Fish said...

clever!!

LGH said...

well, well, well. Now, in addition to all your other many, diverse talents, you are into joke writing. Really liked these..are they copyrighted, so they can't be used by others, or can I share them?

Caiti said...

:) good work. good work.