What did one pickle convince the other pickle to watch on TV?
Dill or no Dill -or-
Pickleodeon
Australian chess players must have so many false check mates.
San Diego? Isn’t that a waffle on a beach?
An old man with a cane gets asked what his hobbies are. He responds that he doesn't have "hobbies." He has "hobbles."
How old does a cornstalk have to be to get his driver’s license in Utah?
“16 ears”!
What’s the longest bone in your body? Your femur. That one's easy - everybody gets it. Here's the hard one: what’s the second longest bone in your body?
And of course, the answer is your other femur! Nobody's ever gotten that one before.
3 comments:
clever!!
well, well, well. Now, in addition to all your other many, diverse talents, you are into joke writing. Really liked these..are they copyrighted, so they can't be used by others, or can I share them?
:) good work. good work.
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