Oh those homegrown jokes

Joe Schmoe was a pretty righteous guy, so he was taken up to the celestial kingdom in the twinkling of an eye.

Once he got up there he went to the doctor.
"Joe!  What are you doing here?  This is heaven, you're supposed to be perfect!"
"I know doc, but I feel like the 8th article of faith"
"What do you mean?"
"Yeah, I kind of feel like the Bible.  I don't think I was translated correctly."